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Son: What is a fireman's least favorite letter of the alphabet? As much as we love writing puns, we also love reading your comments about the puns! Just say no to unnecessary quotation marks. Which letter of the alphabet is always patiently waiting in order?

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. A. 6. Irate Pirate. A. June, July, August. Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat. Underground. This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website.

The Christmas alphabet has NO L! What is the strongest letter in the alphabet? He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. If your stunted intellectual growth permitted an understanding of puns but not the memorization of 26 simple letters, then do I have the visual mnemonic device for you! Ideas, Inspiration, and Giveaways for Teachers. Print them, put them up in your classroom, or just share with a teacher BFF who is just as nerdy! You'll only get this if you know the Arabic Alphabet's letters.

What do you get when you combine sulfur, tungsten, and silver? Well, the best are Argon, so Na. High Cs. Sportsronan (sub me) 2 years ago. Q. And he is soon in the princapals office, and the princapal asks him "How many spankings should I give you"? Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey baby, know why Uranium is my favorite element? ︎ 111 ︎ 10 comments ︎ u/Mush_Tilly ︎ Apr 06 ︎ report. She goes in order and begins with the letter A.

Q. How did the students learn cursive writing? Your mom is so fat she started the alphabet with the letter “O”.... You know what the 2 most jealous letters of the alphabet are? Funny alphabet jokes. !’ ‘OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic.

Could you imagine the alphabet without the letter B? In the Christmas alphabet there are only 25 letters. We love writing puns because they catch you off guard and give us the chance to switch up meanings in a fun way.

Why is the B so cool because it’s in between AC, What’s green and has wheels? A. R. Q. Q. Scientifically speaking, what is the longest way to spell water?

2 Na. A. SWAG! A. Alabama. A word in this sentence is misspelled. The Q. Q. - Matty Malaprop, Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop, It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. However, we can all agree that these grammar puns and jokes are funny. Your English teacher would be proud! Why does Saturday stink? Student: G. Teacher: And, why is that, Angus? - Matty Malaprop, Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. Much of the WeAreTeachers staff are self-proclaimed grammar junkies, and we embrace it. 2. Find us on: Facebook, Twitter. A. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about alphabet are clean and safe for children of all ages. - Matty Malaprop, Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes.

I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. A. School Jokes, Student Puns, Archaeology Jokes and Paleontology Puns, Geologist Jokes and Rock Humor. - What’s the last letter of the alphabet? Whether you’re an English teacher, reading specialist, or just a grammar nerd, we get you. Email. Im good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. Letter B

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Q. All rights reserved. I always thought the alphabet only had 25 letters. 3. The alpha-bat. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him.

How do you spell CANDY with only two letters? Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. 'Cause he wooden letter. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. A. Ys! Which is the smartest state? What are a pirate's top 9 favourite letters of the alphabet? ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!! What do you call a bear with no ear?

(Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). Teacher: What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Q.

Student: H-I-K-L-M-N-O. And yells "Forty-six"!! The C. Q. 7. The Ape B Cs. Share. No still not right and thank you. A. 'Cause it was below C-level. What is the difference between a flying pig and a politician? So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. Letter B (Double You!) At first there was only 25 letters in the alphabet. Terms | As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. My friend: I can’t remember what the 21st letter of the alphabet is.

A. (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW . Save on Pinterest. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Chemistry Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Nickel, Cerium, arsenic and Sulfur? I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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